LEON, NY-

You really gotta watch out for those Amish youngsters. They are single handedly trying to take down this country. Police are aware of the situation and are trying to crack down on the rowdy Amish teenagers in New York State. One particular 17 year old Amish boy was pulled over in his horse-drawn buggy in western New York and ticketed for having beer in his possession. Unbelievable. Who would have ever thought something like this could happen? What makes these Amish teens think they can act like other American kids?

A word to the wise and to the parents of all Amish hoodlums, “You need to keep your kids in line and off the sauce. We don’t need any more American kids screwing up their lives with drugs and alcohol.” The next thing you know these bold children are going to try smoking cigarettes or ride motorcycles.

The moral of the story: Buggies and beer don’t mix.

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