LONDON, England-

If this one doesn’t leave you scratching your head, nothing will. It all took place at Zizzi’s pizza restaurant in London. One evening after the London Marathon had taken place, runners and spectators had gathered at Zizzi’s in an after marathon celebration.

As the story goes a man (who was later determined to be a 35 year old Polish man) charged into Zitti’s and rushed into the kitchen, where he grabbed a very large and sharp kitchen knife. He then ran back out to where all the patrons were and started waving the knife around wildly. Now, at this point, one would think if he was a normal, deranged lunatic he would have grabbed someone near him and threatened them while holding the knife to their neck.

But NO not this whack job. What he did was jump on to a dinner table, drop his trousers, and quickly hack off his manhood, then let it fall to the ground (and with that visual I doubt there is any guy out there reading this who did not squeeze his knees together while tightening his pelvic muscles).

The scene was described as, “Blood Everywhere.” Stuart McMahon, a sales rep who was in the restaurant, said: “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.”

Surgeons at St. Thomas’s Hospital attempted to reattach the appendage, but were unsure how it turned out. They said it was the first time such an operation was attempted in England.

The Moral of the story: If you ever get the uncontrollable urge to chop off your tallywhacker, it may be time to lay off the drugs.

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