The 7th Grade Casanova

October 27th, 2009 11:00 AM | No Comments

Bountiful, Utah-

OK, so right up front I’m expecting a little grief for this post, but you gotta live a little dangerously every so often, don’t you? And let me just put it out there that I absolutely DO NOT condone this sort of behavior in any way. But I still find it strange enough for StrangeRush.com.

When you were in the 7th grade you thought Johnny (Fill in the Blank) was the resident ladies man? That one kid who seemed to have all the girlfriends. Well, evidently you’ve never heard of this Utah youngster. This young man who we’ll call Romeo had the good fortune, or bad fortune, depending on how you look at it, to bed not one, but two of his much older female teachers. Now, as sick at this sounds, and it truly is, there are those guys out there who are reciting the classic line from the movie Napoleon Dynamite, “Lucky.” It may not be PC, but it’s true, somewhere, within this story is nearly every guys middle school fantasy.

All joking aside, this 13 year old, junior high school boy/Romeo somehow created a love triangle with himself and two of his teachers, 46 year old Linda and 39 year old Valynne. It appears it all began innocently enough when the two teachers separately starting talking to the boy about his personal problems, which led to inappropriate text messages, then phone sex, followed by sexual assaults on the teenager. Neither teacher was aware of the other’s involvement with him and Linda confessed to police that her sexual involvement with the boy lasted for a span of 14 months.

Obviously, it is not okay for these women to exhibit this sort of behavior, but my bet is this young Romeo had some idea about what he was doing;)

The Moral of the story: No moral, just admit it guys, you’re jealous.

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